Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Just in: Chirac pulls out the stops and orders the Legion and Army to shoot on sight

From the news desk of the good boys at F-france:
In an incredibly fast reversal of traditional policy Chiraq disavowed more discussions and decided on immediate and forceful action to quell the increasing civil unrest in the disadvantaged slums of France as well as central Paris and the outlying towns..Orders have been given to shoot to kill.

updated November 7, 2005
Reuters Chirac pulls out the stops and orders the Legion and Army to shoot rioters on sight

In an incredibly fast reversal of traditional policy Chiraq disavowed more discussions and decided on immediate and forceful action to quell the increasing civil unrest in the disadvantaged slums of France as well as central Paris and the outlying towns..

A Government spokesman quoted Chirac as saying, " We no longer have the option of remaining passive in this clear threat to the civil order and stability of the French government. For this reason I am ordering the immediate deployment of both the Legion and the Army to suppress the insurgents in the most expedient manner and with whatever force is required, including orders to shoot to kill and execution of rioters on the spot."

Mr. Chirac went on to say, "These are not Frenchmen in the true sense of adhering to the behavior associated with Frenchness and, as such, are not to be treated as French citizens. They are in reality no more than murderous street thugs and are to be treated accordingly."

Chirac's firm statements shocked and surprised both members of the press and junior members of his staff. Mr. Chirac has been on heavy doses of medication since the fifth day of the unrest and this might have contributed to his surprising show of toughness and resolve.

The Legion is noted for following orders to the letter and is expected to commence street executions within hours of deployment.

NOT!! .... I just wanted to see how improbable and silly it sounded.

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3 Comments:

At 4:28 AM, Blogger hashfanatic said...

I am baffled as to how anyone can crow merrily over other countries who, after all, may have neglected tending to their minorities, but haven't exactly been beating their a--es in, building walls, and bulldozing THEIR houses.

You see it as totally black and white, but it's pretty likely the people rioting in France and the ones that do in Gaza would never get along together in the first place, so corrupt is the situation.

But why are we to revel in another nation's misery?

 
At 4:37 AM, Blogger Elchonon said...

aww c'mon man its the FRENCH!! like hellllo can we have a "france is burning party?!?!" Enjoy it while you can. I am against the wall also. arabs dont bulldoze houses they just blow em up killing everyone inside, Damn the frenchies and they haughtiness. NUFF SAID!

 
At 5:02 AM, Blogger hashfanatic said...

For the record, I think the French blew it. When you don't put this kind of crap down post haste, this is what you'll wind up, with ANY bunch of lunatics (myself included).

But we're in a different spot. Everybody automatically expects the France-bashing to be coming from our side, and ONCE AGAIN simple-minded idiots are buying into it.

Most of these people (like the Arabs in Israel themselves) think or care jack about their brethren on another continent; they're only worried about their own furtherances. But what's so different from the "frum" New York Ortho-businessman who, with all respect, sat back and watched when Gush Katif was turned over this summer?

In a situation like that, the only thing the French people could do was to PERSONALLY go downstairs and stop the rioters down on the street, and half of them are poor French who agree ideologically with (not Muslims) but any rebellion that'll get that administration off their a__es...

The rioters who do have legitimate beef betray the others who truly yell out, "but we don't want to be like the French"....which is exactly our beef with the Pals, that their terrorists won't settle down and even PRETEND to act like normal decent human beings....

But we're not to revel in that. The sooner that we get over the idea that we HAVE no allies (except maybe evangelicals) to trust and stop ranking on third parties just because they get slammed for America's damage.....that's the kind of garbage that makes ME sick.

 

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